When I was 4 years old, I was given a purple leotard.
It was most likely a K-Mart purchase.
Man, how I used to love K-Mart!
Now I hate K-Mart.
Who even shops at K-Mart anymore?
How is it that K-Mart is still in business?
So I had this purple leotard, and it’s hands-down the best piece of clothing I have ever owned.
(Besides my wedding dress.)
It was the only piece of clothing I ever wanted to wear because it made me feel like a ballerina.
(And it is VERY important for little girls to feel like ballerinas!)
Needless to say, I pitched a huge fit whenever Momma tried to take it off me.
It was an even bigger fight whenever she said that I couldn’t wear it at all!
Momma was a brave woman to come between me and my leotard!
(Everybody should own a purple leotard at least one point in their life.)
Sadly, I outgrew my purple leotard, and, unfortunately, was never able to find a replacement.
Even though I have always been a modestly dressed person, I secretly wish that I could run around in nothing but a leotard all day.
Imagine how much more comfortable I would be!
No buttons or waistlines, no zippers or bunching.
Okay, maybe a little riding up, but that is a small price to pay to feel like a ballerina all day.